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Wow, Modobs has tagged me again in her post “What’s in a Name?” Hey, thanks Jen, that would be fun!

The challenge is to go search on google, and find any images sharing your name, and pass this post and tag it on to 5 bloggers.

Now before I go find images of my name. First thing first. Let me explain a little about my real, given name.

The meaning of my given name has something to do with the color red and beautiful. I hate the name! I don’t want to be called beautiful, when some days I feel anything but, beautiful.

So, when I was abit older. I invented and gave myself a more poetic name, specifically to be used at doctor’s office.

When I started working for ease of other people calling me, I had to find a first, Christian name to use. I picked Eleanor because:


1) when translated into my language, Eleanor means a woman, the Lotus flower and hehe, someone who walks seductively and elegantly.

2) I like the characters when I write the name in my language

3) The name is actually selected not after the First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt, but after the classy actress, Eleanor Parker. The Sound of Music is one of my favorite movies, and I have watched it over a dozen times, and so naturally I would never forget the name Eleanor and her beautiful face.

4) There are a few variations in spelling. Sometimes, people misspell me as Elenore, Elinor, etc., but I like the version Eleanor.

OK, I settle on the name.

Now come back to some of the images I found on google search:

Hahaha, except from the First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt,

we have, Eleanor of Castile,

Eleanor of Castile

An artist, Eleanor McGowan, with her vibrant painting and interpretation of, “I am the Sunset”

I am the Sunlight

a road

Eleanor Street

and these two cuties

a boat


lamp collection, rather interesting shapes with their flaring out branches, sort of leaves motifs.


china collection


a lake

a Beatles song, Eleanor Rigby

Last and not least, the “Gone in 60 Seconds” famed 1967 GT500 Eleanor Shelby Mustang. Why is such a muscle car named after Eleanor? Beats me. I guess even though Eleanor is a feminine name, it has strength and muscles, after all ūüôā

Now who can I tag? hehe, hummm, let me think about that later.

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I’ve been blogged down, the first time.¬† I’m supposed to list seven bloggers that I admire the most.

Since I’m fairly new to blogging; and although I love reading blogs I don’t have the luxury to read as many blogs as I would like to.

Yet, there is one blog, What’s Love Got to Do¬†With It¬†that I have consistently read.¬† I have so enjoyed her blog, the diverse¬†topics she writes, the perspective she shares, and the wide angle she covers .¬† Not to mention her writing style and her sense of humor.

There are many posts that crack me up. 

Like the recent one: Look What You’ve Done¬†where people make a fool of themselves after …

Some other ones like:

Is It Me You’re Looking For?¬†where women tend not to choose the more¬†attractive men to spend their lives…

Let Me Upgrade You¬†where she talks about wanting to change your partner…

And so, she has me as one of the¬†not-too-secret admirers¬† ūüėČ

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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can’t believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and see his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So it the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins.

He cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping — love you!”

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

“Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

“So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh That! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, lady, I’m married.”

Broken furniture – $185.26

Hot breakfast – $6.70

Red rose bud – $3.00

Two aspirins – $0.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time – Priceless.

Isn’t this what we crave? To be loved and appreciated?

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If you were like me who see humor in any situation, life can be a lot of fun.

Once, we went to the movies.

Before going in, we made a trip to the rest room.

I led the way and went to the room on my right. My date automatically followed my lead and went to the one on the left. Then I looked up and saw the sign as I was pushing the door open, oh no, that is the Men’s Territory.

Alarmed, I immediately called out to him as he was about to go in, “it’s the wrong side!” and we swiftly exchanged places.

I went in and looked, whew, there was no one inside.

So I finished what I needed to do and came out. He was waiting for me outside.

I don’t know if anyone saw us. I thought that was quite funny.

Have you ever seen those hot, erotic movies scenes where couple have sex passionately, and dangerously in the public rest room?

Now in retrospect, hehe perhaps I should have pulled him into the Ladies Room so we can snatch a quickie there. Wow, wouldn’t that be naughty?

On top of being naughty, the delicious fear of being caught in any second just makes it much more exciting, and pleasurable!

Have you done anything naughty lately?

According to an interesting poll from MSNBC: “Have you ever Frolicked in a Forbidden Place” of 15,753 respondents 83% said they had sex in a public place and 5.4% were caught.

That just reminds me of reading in the news, and I’m not making it up, that a couple fell to deaths from rooftop of a tall building, naked!


My advice for the sake of safety, even in the heat of passion try to exercise some precautionary measures and be mindful of any potential danger while you are venturing out.

And hey, if you decide to make out on the rooftop, I know it’s not sexy but strap a parachute on your waist, OK?

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